Fail #1: No candy cane Hershey kisses
Blame goes to… Convenience stores closest to me
Fail #2: Too much peppermint extract
Blame goes to… My lack of hand/eye coordination
Fail #3: Lack of arm/cookie assembly line
Blame goes to… Me.
Cookies? Nom nom nom :)
Oh, done with finals?
You’re all finished with your work, and now you’re really excited to pack up and leave?
I’m excited for you too.
NOW GTFO SO I CAN GO CRY IN THE CORNER ABOUT ALL THE WORK I’M NOT DONE WITH YET.
Priceless Moments
- “Do I have a time limit? I mean, I’m happy to follow the rules, I just don’t know what they are?”
- “Wait, he gets a response, I should be able to respond too!”
- “Do we have a questions from the audience? No? Oh, we’re waiting on you!”
- According to Santorum, Africa is a country. Who knew?
- Cain refers to the moderator as “Blitz.” Sigh.
- According to Perry, 1 trillion /2 = 500 million
- According to Huntsman, Venezuela is next to Mexico.
- According to Gingrich, if immigrants are Christian and join a local church, they can stay, legal or not.
- “Steve Gates-uh, Jobs…”
- The only countries worth talking about are Middle-Eastern Countries (*cough*Iran, Israel, Syria*cough*), Mexico, Venezuela, and Africa.
- “I’d staple a green card to a diploma.”
- “WHY DON’T WE MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS?”
- “Are you with the speaker, or against him?”
- Five minutes from the end of the debate, the first mention of China in National Security.
- “I don’t have any sound…”
… That was hilarious, but very limited to issues I don’t really think… deserved the amount of attention they got given the topics excluded.
Dear reader
Dear reader,
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I’ll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don’t care, I just need you to do me like I’ve never been done before.Sincerely,
Your Homework
adragonisnoslave asked: wait who are you and where did you come from JOY DAS disappeared from facebook and i thought she was dead. i was going to share the news that being home made me realize i am for sure leaving NYU after next semester, but she was unavailable on fb and i was going to call her this weekend but YEAH. so yeah, i miss you. and love you.
I aaaam Joy. I come from Mars. My people have kidnapped her, and I am on this planet to take her place. I do not know what this ‘Facebook’ is that you speak of, but I can say that my leader approves of your decision to leave NYU. Nyu sounds funny. Nyu. Nyu. Niiieeeeuuuuuu.
(CALL MEH TOMORROW. Preferably in the afternoon. I will be writing papers. :) )
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to…
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About me
Some days you spend planning for the future, trying to find where this moment belongs in your day, in your life, maybe in your world. And other days, you only recognize the moment that floats through your mind, anchorless, with no rationale or logic. This is for those moments.
